In a supreme act of righteous civil disobedience, four partners from the US coastal regions set out to achieve the unachievable. When they failed, they turned to the internet for something more immediately palatable. OnTheDrink.com leaves no scene unexamined, no venue unexplored and no hotspot unspotted. This online magazine's content offerings include reliable yet wildly entertaining reviews, provocative columns by featured writers, a blog of individual carousing experiences and noteworthy news items, a searchable directory of venues in selected cities, and a unique line of merchandising. OTD launches its New York and Los Angeles editions in late May, announcing subsequent editions in the following months. OntheDrink raises the bar by combining humor with functionality, creating an alternate universe where laughs and nightlife insight are both readily available. Do your night right: think 'OntheDrink.'



Also, don't bother reading the stuff above. Basically it means that we are funny and useful. And that's all you should care about. The previous paragraph is the only paragraph we think most major periodicals would read, so it is a vaguely professional sounding blurb for when Murdoch's babies or the Gray Lady decide to write about us. Wait, did Rupert buy the NYTimes already? Bollocks.



Now that you know relatively nothing about us, just give in and go to The Epic already.